  The Sanctuary - The Devil |
 The Devil Is HereIf you ask the Birds, they will tell you that Big Bird is the Devil. If you ask Andy the Guinea Pig, he will tell you that The Rug is the Devil.
If you ask the human, she will tell you that Jimmy and Johnny, the Potbellied/Russian Boar Pigs are the Devil. They are all wrong.I, Elvis know the Devil. For, I Elvis am the only one with enough sense to fight the innocent pose, the sweet demeanor, the manipulations of the Devil.  Yes, I have recognized the Devil and the Devil is here at The Sanctuary. The Devil is Priscilla.Yes that's him. No, he's not a girl. The humans were so taken with those big eyes, with their wide eyed stare, they thought she was girl. Well she wasn't. She is a he.  The human had to ask the good people of the Practical Goat List, when she noticed dear Priscilla releasing her water from the same place I do, if she had made a mistake figuring out which sex dear Prissy was. You bet she had! Now they'll rename him Presley. As if I'll have anything to do with him. Absolutely not. I want nothing to do with the evil one. I instructed the human not to put a picture of me on this page. I'm staying as far away from this shrunken Goat as possible. If you want to see me, come over to My Report. Met Elvis Before?
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