Like I said before. Elvis is a poop. And not a pretty one at that

I'M IN JAIL. That's right. I got put in jail. All because I went in to the Rabbit yard and ate a rose bush and a few small trees. Can you believe this? GOATS EAT TREES!!! I am not the one who broke in in the first place. It was The Devil. That's right. The Devil now lives here. All I did was follow him in. Now I'm in jail till the fence is fixed. So sorry Kids. If I write this month's report the human will think it's ok to put me in jail anytime I break the rules. Hmmmph. I'm on strike. And that's all there is to it. THIS IS THE DEVIL You thought I was telling a fib? Never. The Devil moved here last month. The human calls him Presley. I tell you he's nothing but trouble. He's in jail too. I hope he never gets out. He ate trees too. Watch out if he breaks free. Don't follow him anywhere. He'll get you in trouble. If you didn't meet Hillary, go meet her now. Even She can't do anything for me. I'm stuck here. BLAH!                You Are Visiting Kind Kids, a Fun Part of Kind Planet. For safe surf and educational information please go to Teachers and Parents Search Kind Kids